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Book Two - "Slave Ship"

Slave Ship is a region. Captain's Cabin and Galley are rooms in Slave Ship. Slave Ship is in Shipboard.

The stroke clock is a number that varies. The stroke clock is zero. The rowing_fuckup_count is a number that varies. The rowing_fuckup_count is zero. The good_stroke_count is a number that varies. The good_stroke_count is zero.

Pirate Booty is a scene. Pirate Booty begins when the location is Captain's Cabin. Pirate Booty ends when the time since Pirate Booty began is one minute.

Durance Vile is a scene. Durance Vile begins when the location is Galley. Durance Vile ends when the location is not Galley.

Test rowing with "push oar / pull oar / push oar / pull oar / push oar / pull oar / push oar / pull oar / push oar / pull oar".

When Pirate Booty begins:

now the description of the Pirate Captain is "The pirate captain reclines naked on a heap of silk, stroking his erection lazily with one hand while admiring your [stiffycolor of the stiffycock]-glowing endowment.";

remove the cutlass from play;

remove the black tricorner hat from play;

remove the pirate captain's impractically ruffled white shirt from play;

remove the pirate captain's boots from play;

really have the parser notice the pirate captain's erection;

now the description of the pirate captain's tanned chest is "he pirate captain's hairless, smooth, tanned, and it must be said, delectably sexy chest is completely exposed.";

now the pirate captain's erection is part of the pirate captain.

Every turn during Durance vile:

if the stroke clock is 0

begin;

now the stroke clock is 1;

say "'STROKE!' screams the coxswain.";

otherwise;

now the stroke clock is 0;

end if.