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Book Two - "On the Woad Again"

[ This section is only gotten to if you've used "xyzzy" to change your cock to something other than blue. And it does contain a point, so you have to do it if you want the Last Lousy Point. ]

This is the deeply obscure scene rule:

say ", and meets up with a Druid leading a Pictish revolt. A brief and curious fragment from this last section survives.[close bracket][paragraph break]";

remove the toga from play;

remove the scottish_sky_scenery from play;

now the left hand status line is "[Location] (tripping balls)";

follow the major-scene-change rule;

say "...blinking dazedly in the moonlight.";

move the player to Druidic Grove;

move the stiffycock to the player;

really have the parser notice the Golden Banana of Discord;

really have the parser notice the Druidic priestess;

now the woad is worn by the player.

Test to-woad with "test to-vikings / pull oar / push oar / pull oar / push oar /pull oar".

Test woad with "w / i / y2 / kiss priestess / fuck priestess / w".