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One of the Bruces and Drunken Bastard

Release 1

Section Two - "Minor Body Parts"

The mysterious goddess's deep brown eyes are a part of the mysterious goddess. They are ambiguously plural. The description is "Her gorgeous eyes are a deep, deep brown." They are proper-named. Understand "gorgeous" as the mysterious goddess's deep brown eyes.

The mysterious goddess's crimson lips are part of the mysterious goddess. The description is "Her crimson lips are moist and luscious." Understand "crimson", "red", "moist", "mouth", and "luscious" as the mysterious goddess's crimson lips.

The mysterious goddess's black hair is part of the mysterious goddess. The description is "Her hair is shoulder-length, unadorned, shiny, intoxicating." Understand "shoulder", "shoulder-length", "shiny", "dark", "raven", "locks", and "intoxicating" as the mysterious goddess's black hair. It is proper-named.

The mysterious goddess's legs are part of the mysterious goddess. The description is "Her legs are magnificently-shaped." Understand "thigh", "thighs", "calf", "calves", "feet", "foot", "magnificent", "shaped", "magnificently-shaped", and "magnificently" as the mysterious goddess's legs. Instead of kissing, touching, rubbing, sucking, or blowing the mysterious goddess's legs, say "[The mysterious goddess] dances away. 'Not my kink,' she says." Instead of smelling the mysterious goddess's legs, try smelling the mysterious goddess.